Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Sunday, 7 December 2014

Deep Thoughts (from my 7 year old)

Today on this beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in our little family had 20 minute span to sit quiet and read our Bibles. (We go to church in the evening- so there was time to do this...) 
Rachel jotted down some notes as she was reading her Bible. These notes were so precious I (Renée) had to share them with you, with her permission of course. I think my favorites are #1 and #9. 
Translation of some words are followed in [ ]. Also FYI: she was reading from MOPS Mom's Devotional Bible. 

1. mom's nede help.
2. lern thaingks.
3. God can hell us. [heal]
4. Go to India!
5. their are people in nend! [need]
6. tell people a\b God.
7. rest in him.
8. make joy.
9. God is the flower.
10. read the bible every Day!
11. you don't hav to be good for God to love.
12. Seay I love you to God.
13. love God.
14. be luet! [light]
15. Close to his heart-that's where God says he'll put us, We who have young ones. Is there a better plasce to be?

Amen Rachel! I have a lot to learn from you, my sweet daughter!!

Tuesday, 25 June 2013

Funny Say-ings Vol. 3

And so the kid humor continues. (For previous volumes click Here and Here.) This time we pick up at mid-summer 2012 through June 2013:

In order to distract Madelynn (3) with the painful everyday process of combing her hair I (Mommy) ask her a few questions: "Madelynn, what's your favorite color?"
Madelynn: "Pink."
Mommy: "What's your second favorite color?"
Madelynn: "Green."
Mommy: "What's your third favorite color?"
Madelynn turns around and gives me a loving pat: "Mommy!"

***

Before naptime/downtime each afternoon Mommy reads a story or two to the kids and prays with them. After doing this one particular afternoon Madelynn asks: "Mommy, did Joshua pray?"
Mommy: "Yes, he prayed in his heart, just like you."
Madelynn: "I didn't pray in my heart, I prayed in my tummy!"

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Madelynn (demonstrating with her legs, facial expressions and tone of voice): "When my leg is up, I am happy! When my leg is down, I am mad."

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Rachel: "I will pray that Jesus will not be selfish."

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Rachel writes a note to Daddy:
DEAR DADDY,!
I LOVE YOU.
LOVE, RACHEL! 
  Rachel: "I put a loud mark after your name!"
***

Nina and Rachel go for a walk. Thunderclouds gather in the sky, especially over the lake. Nina points out the rain falling from the sky over the lake.
Rachel: "Oh! A waterfall!"
They also notice some boats in the harbor.
Several minutes later, Rachel asks if she can pray. Nina says yes. Rachel sits down on the sidewalk, folds her hands, shuts her eyes tightly and emphatically prays:
"Dear Jesus, thank you for the waterfall. But please keep those boats safe from the storm. Amen."

***

Scene: Watching a thunderstorm over the lake from our deck.
A lightning bolt crosses the sky.
Joshua: "Wow that looked like a fork!"
Rachel: "Yea! A fork going through a pancake!"

***

Joshua showing Madelynn how to suck her grape juice through an onion straw.

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Rachel holds her fork up to her eye: "Mommy, you're in jail!"
Mommy holds her fork up to her eye: "So are you!"
Joshua holds his spoon to his eye: "I'm in a pot."

***

Joshua flying.


Flying...again.


Rachel learning to fly.

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Madelynn: "Mommy, I'm hungry."
Mommy: "Do you want some green pepper?"
Madelynn: "Yes."
Mommy: "Do you like them?"
Madelynn: "No."

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Scene: Car ride home from a camping trip with the family- supposedly "quiet-time" at the moment. Hudson is babbling. Daddy is trying to sleep (Mommy was driving).
Daddy: "Hudson! Shh. Be quiet, ok?"
More babbling.
Daddy: "Sshh..Hudson..shhh.."
This goes on for awhile.
Finally we pop a short movie in. When it's over, Hudson continues to babble.
Hudson: "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!"
Mommy: "Joel, Hudson is talking to you."
Daddy turns and says: "Hi Hudson."
Hudson, putting his finger to his lips: "Sshhhh!"

***

Rachel: "This is a very strange family. We have pictures all over the wall. Mommy teaches us Thai and about the orchestra and history and we eat lots of vegetables."

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Mommy was giving 'raspberries' upon her children's tummies much to their delight and her amusement. The next day Hudson lifts his shirt up and says, "Strawberry jam."
The day after that, Hudson lifts his shirt, points to his belly and says: "Apple butter."

***

To be continued...

Friday, 21 June 2013

Meet...

our pet hedgehog! 
She is very pleased to meet you.

Penelope


Rachel's Tomato plant:

Tom-alina and Rachel


And our new pet bunnies! (for real)
Four week old Mini Rexes (both female!):

Madelynn holding Buttercup
Buttercup and the girls

Hudson learning to pet Bluebell

Joshua holding Bluebell


Lots of pets around here! Very exciting! 
I won't bother introducing you to all the kale, pepper and other tomato plants that the kids have named...!!

Monday, 11 March 2013

Uppy-datey

I haven't given an update on the kids in awhile. I know some of you enjoy that, and I enjoy remembering what new things they are up to. So I'll begin...

Dressed for summer.

Hudson with a green bean up his nose.
Don't worry, it's organic.
I'll start with Hudson (2 yrs), or our little "pie" as Rachel calls him. She has all sorts of pet names for him. He and Madelynn weigh the same, their heads are the same size, but he is still shorter than her. He enjoys tackling his siblings by running and then pushing them over with his arms wrapped around their waist. It is quite funny to watch as he barrels them over. He's a sturdy kid, for our family anyway. He's laid back, mostly happy, even when he wears his serious face. Hudson is also our parrot. He will mimic whatever you say, usually the last one-two words of your sentence. Which makes communication difficult, but he is getting better. He calls Mommy "cute" and proclaims Mommy is also "cutest". Hudson admits that Josh, Rachel, Meh-meh and Daddy are also "cute". He loves the Piano Guys and plays the "cello" rocking out in the middle of the living room floor. It's just the toy ukulele we have and it's usually upside down. This morning the first thing Hudson said to me was, "Cello Wars!" Hmm-mm. Yes, I think we have a little groupie.

Meh-meh (as Hudson calls her) with some
of her stuffed animals stuffed in her
nightgown.
Madelynn (3.5 yrs) is our little blue-eyed joy. Full of smiles, hugs, cuddles, jumps and wiggles. She is learning a mile a minute along side her older brother and sister. She hates baths (yes, still), shares a double bed with her sister, loves being read to, and loves pancakes. Right now she is in the transition from taking one nap a day to taking zero naps a day. Sometimes it's a hard balance to figure out what she needs. She can rattle off numbers 1-10 in Thai faster than in English. She also is working on her emotional stability and the ability to use her words rather than her emotions. That said, she is like my (Renee) little shadow if she's not running around with Hudson. Unless of course, Nina (Renee's mom) is in the house, then it's Nina's turn to have a shadow!

Stuffed animals and dolls dressed in doll clothes.
These doll clothes my mom made for
my Patty Pumpkin doll when I was a child.
Now they have been given to R and M
and R has had a great time dressing up her "friends".
Rachel (6 yrs) is our growing artist. She loves to draw, decorate, organize, create and tape. Did I say tape? We go through alot of tape. She enjoys keeping a piece of tape on her chin, just in case. Rachel loves to give gifts (another reason for the use of tape) and often gives Joel and/or I something new. She is full of love and hugs and notes full of hearts and stars. She is also learning to read. Rachel is a wonderful big sister to Madelynn, taking care of her when Mommy can't and taking her by the hand in "shy" situations. Madelynn soaks it in and loves being cared for, most of the time.
Rachel is also, no longer gluten free. 
Rachel lifting Hudson up
Yes, you read that correctly. For the last month and a half or more, Rachel has been eating like the rest of the family: wheat toast, cross-contaminated oats, whole wheat noodles, Red River cereal, etc. We haven't gotten her tested again for Celiac Disease, but she is experiencing no symptoms of this disease any longer.
Four years ago Rachel was diagnosed with Celiac and put on a strict gluten free diet. A year ago I came across this article and decided to give it a try after praying about it. What they said in the article made sense and it was how we wanted to eat anyway-more healthy, more whole grains, less processed foods.
Well, all I can say is, I am amazed. It was frightening at first letting Rachel eat a whole slice of wheat bread. But after awhile, I got used to it. And after seeing no ill side effects, it seems natural now for Rachel to eat like us. She loves it by the way. Rachel had her first cinnamon bun and loved unrolling it as she ate it. She also had her first malted milk ball.
Maybe someday down the road we'll get her tested, but right now we are just rejoicing in God's goodness and mercy to us.

Joshua (8 yrs) has really been into building and creating and then taking pictures of what he has created. Whether it's Legos, blocks from wood kindling, Duplos, train and road systems, he enjoys building. (At the moment of this typing he is with his grandpa playing with an old Erector Set) His favorite right now is to create a city and of course add the cars and trucks to his building creations. Here are a few of the photos Joshua took himself:




A recent highlight for Josh was when a long time buddy and his family came to visit. Oliver and Josh have been good pals for their whole lives. This last time they had fun making a way cool robot out of Legos:

Joshua and Oliver with a Robot

After seeing the Piano Guys play music that he likes to listen to, Joshua has expressed interest in learning to play the cello! We were happy to hear that, but in our family, learning piano comes first as it's such a foundational learning instrument. So now Josh is learning piano, and so far, he is motivated to play.


And I will end with a family photo.
Thanks for checking in and reading this far!
May God bless you with His wonderful Presence.

A "hey! everyone's smiling and looking at the camera
and not blinking!" family photo


Monday, 4 March 2013

Goals From Another Life

I (Renee) found an old journal of mine from about eleven years ago. At that time I was single, living at home, and saving up money to be involved with YWAM.

I had to chuckle when I came across a couple of lists in this journal. I remember writing the lists and thinking how determined I was to accomplish every single one. I guess it goes to me, that God's ways are higher than mine. And I am so grateful.

So I thought it would be fun to share them with you so we can laugh at them together.

The first list is Ten Things I Want to do Before I Die

1. Skydiving
2. Hair past my waist
3. To travel the world in a bus and preach the Good News
4. Climb a mountain
5. Sail the seven seas and be shipwrecked at least once
6. Do a triathlon
7. Fly a helicopter
8. Scuba dive in the Great Barrier Reef in Australia
9. Fluent in Spanish
10. Complete a Bible school

I think I've only done about two out of the ten things listed there. And I'm not sure I want to do most of them anymore anyway. Funny how people change. :)

The next list is titled: "Someday I'm Going to do That!"  Sometimes I'm not sure what I was thinking... anyway here it is:

Drive a truck with more than six wheels
Go to Alaska
Visit the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
Take up tambourines and dance with the joyful (Jer. 31:4)
Plant a vineyard
Build a treehouse
Roast a pig with apple in its mouth
Jump a train
Hitchhike
Own a ranch/bison farm
Play bagpipes on top of cliff - Amazing Grace
Become a beekeeper
Own an orchard
Find a moose
Cut a chicken's head off and watch it run around
Roll down a hill in a refrigerator (with a helmet)
Train ministry - play harmonica
Live out First century church
Become a martyr for Christ
Go tour a cheese factory
Go tour a brewery
Ride a horse
Eat locusts and honey
Eat escargot

Well, there you have it ladies and gents. My list of things to do someday. I wonder what my kids would say if we had snails for supper.

So...does anyone have an empty fridge I could borrow?

Friday, 1 March 2013

Charlie Brown Medley - ThePianoGuys

Joel and I have really enjoyed watching The Piano Guys' music videos. They are based in Southern Utah and are extremely talented musicians. I'll be posting our favorite videos for awhile, but you can check them out on their website or on YouTube.
The video below is a surprise concert they put on for a senior citizen audience. 
Enjoy it and have a Happy Friday!

Monday, 11 February 2013

There are Pillow heads at the end of this post

Daddy brought home boxes. Big boxes. Boxes that used to have cabinets in them. Then he made a multi room fort with windows and doors. He's amazing, that Daddy.


The door was a perfect fit for Hudson


Inside the fort: Two hallways each ending up in a separate room.
Rachel and Josh to the left and Nina on the right. She had to try it out too!

I think the kids were burying Rachel in the dress up clothes.
Do the cardboard ears look familiar??

Indian Josh. Look out.

And his partner Indian Rachel. Double look out.

I'm not sure what they are doing here...
maybe they're playing karate


Pillow heads go Arrrgghh!

Saturday, 22 December 2012

A Chuckle (edited)

Joel found this sticker on the job site a few days ago.  Part of the "packing" "packaging" on some plywood.


Can you read it?

It's a warning that the plywood may generate wood dust, which is a chemical known to the state of CA to cause cancer.

Wednesday, 21 November 2012

When Kids Get A Hold of the Camera


(This picture was taken upside down. That just strikes me as really funny, I mean, the button would be on the bottom then...)






Thursday, 2 August 2012

Friday, 20 July 2012

Funny Say-ings Vol. 2

Kids are hilarious, aren't they? I enjoyed recording what the kids said in a previous post and it seemed others enjoyed it too. So I've continued jotting them down and thus we have another volume of silliness which begins around Christmas 2011 and goes through mid-summer 2012:




Rachel tries the egg nog. 
Mommy: "Do you like it Rachel?"
Rachel: "No, I don't like it."
Mommy: "That's ok, you don't have to like it."
Rachel: "If I don't like it, does that mean the police won't come get me?"

***


Rachel: "Crunch Sewed Christmas" 


(Do you get it? Think Dr. Seuss)


***

Mommy: "Madelynn, how's your diaper? Do you need a diaper change?"
Madelynn: "Hmm, prob'ly I do."

***


The phone rings.
Rachel: "I'll get it! I'll get it! I'm coming, phone!"
Rachel answers the phone: "Hello! Here I am!"


***


Madelynn to Daddy: "Daddy, God made you a beard."
Joshua: "God has a whole box of beards."


***


Madelynn: "Daddy, I have a secret to tell you."
Daddy: "You do? What is it?"
Madelynn (smiling her biggest grin): "It's a big smile."



***

I asked Rachel where something was and she replied: "It's in the ghetto." 
I think she meant 'garden'.

***

One summer morning, Joshua, Rachel and Madelynn donned on their super hero capes fastened with clothespins. As they were making their way outside, Rachel announced to me of their superhero plans: "We are going to save people from the ocean!"
I reply: "The ocean, wow!"
Rachel (demonstrating with her hands): "Yes, when we see someone in trouble we are going to swoop down and lift them out!"

Later that day:

The kids inform me that they will not be leaving this area until everyone knows Jesus. They have set up house in the woodshed and are being persecuted for their faith- don't worry mom, the invisible accusers only have pop guns.

Later that day:

Joshua, Rachel, and Madelynn have assorted duffel bags out for playing. As I finish up the dishes after dinner, they pretend to be ants and inchworms by being completely enclosed in the bag and "inching" along the floor. A mental visual is necessary as there is no photograph, but is quite hilarious (at least to us).

Later:

Rachel comes into the kitchen looking for a clothespin. She has a small blanket around her shoulders and as she is digging through the drawer, she asks me: 
"Mom, guess what I'm going to be."
Me: "Um, a superhero."
Rachel (still digging): "Nope! Guess again."
Me: "An inchworm."
Rachel (fastening clothespin): "Nope! Guess again."
Me: "A butterfly."
Rachel (walking out of the kitchen): "Yahoo, you're right."

***

Joshua reading a Bible verse: "In everything He might have the Super Mercy."
(see Colossians 1:18)

***

In a time of peace and quiet, out of nowhere: Rachel to Mom: "It must be hard to be a mommy. I want to be a mommy. But I won't be able to listen to Jesus. It's just too noisy!"


***


Madelynn (with utmost seriousness): "When I get Diabetes, I will become a boy."


***


Scene: Madelynn and Rachel playing in their bedroom. Rachel yells and Madelynn starts crying. Joel goes to see what's wrong. Madelynn explains: "Rachel won't let me kick her butt!"


***


Madelynn: "I twained myself to pwotty twain!"


***


Madelynn, referring to her hard boiled egg for lunch: "Mommy, please pop my egg for me?"


***


Joshua starts howling. Mommy goes into the living room to scope out the situation with as much calmness that can be mustered. Joshua seems to be holding his ear and crying and yelling in a loud sort of way. Something about a zipper and an ear? 
Comfort is needed before an explanation. No blood, thank goodness. After a few seconds the mystery is solved. Joshua was playing in a (very) large duffel bag. He had the desire to climb inside and zip up the bag, but failed to remove his ear in the path of the zipper.


***


Rachel: Mommy, spill my water.
Mommy: What? Spill your water?
Rachel: Yes, Spill my water.
Mommy: Where?
Rachel: My Cup. Please spill water into my cup.



***


To Be Continued!...

Monday, 9 July 2012

Some News And Silliness

(The moving van; complete with a road biker)

My (Renee) parents (lovingly referred to as Papa and Nina, respectively) have moved here all the way from Indiana! It's great to see them and spend time with them. Of course, the kids are loving having their grandparents so close. It's a real treat! We are very grateful to have them here. They spent the first two nights at our house and then moved over to a resort in town, where they will be helping clean cabins and do other miscellaneous tasks to help out some dear friends. No, Papa will not be bored here. :)

(Rachel's artistic interpretation of Papa and Nina)

(The excited kids)

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Here's a video of the kids being silly a few weeks ago::


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We have put Rachel on a new diet starting last April and already have seen marvelous improvements. She has turned into a sparkly, happy young girl full of talkative energy and silliness. We no longer have to be so concerned about cross contamination with gluten and I can make wheat bread with Rachel standing next to me- with no after effects. Praise the Lord!

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(Hudson helping with the dishes)

Yes, he really helps. Gotta train them early ya know! He shuts the soap door, the dishwasher door and then I help him with the buttons. It's really cute, I wish you could see it.

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I just love summer vacation! No "formal" homeschooling, we all get to play more.
Here are some park pictures:

(Daddy being silly on Joshua's bike)

(The trio)

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A first loose tooth for Rachel!

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One day a year.
Two families.
Up to eight kids so far.
Josh (7); Boston (6); Rachel (5); Trinity (4); Madelynn (3); Asher (2); Hudson (1); Harper (0/3 mo)
That one day is Trinity's birthday. She turns four. Tomorrow Boston will turn 7.

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 (A Mommy Madelynn Moment)

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Friends! These friends are like family. We don't get to see them very often- but it sure is fun when we do!

 
(Where's Rachel?)

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(Hudson and a picture of Josh: both at about 18 months old)


(Our toddler baby)

Hudson still isn't officially walking yet. He is taking his time, with all cautiousness, and with all expectancy to be served in the transportation department. He is really cute though, how can I deny him?? Especially when he plays peek a boo::



~ * ~    Happy Summer!    ~ * ~