Pie Crust (Super Duper)

Yes, this is Joel's mom's super duper pie crust. That's what we named it anyway. :) As far as we can tell, it's almost a no-fail crust.

5 Cup flour
12 oz 7Up or Sprite
1 lb lard/Crisco/Butter (2 1/2 Cups)
1 tsp salt

This will make 5 pie crusts. Proceed as you would with any other pie crust recipe.